Mr Jimmy Wang, an honorable gentleman, had eight sons. One day, the honorable father was in the outhouse(厕所) doing his business. The youngest boy playfully pushed it off the cliff(悬崖).

After his recovery from the shock, he gathered his sons and questioned them, "Who knocked the outhouse off the cliff?" They all kept silence. Mr Wang went on to tell the story about how George Washington cut down the cherry tree, and how his father didn't punish him because he told the truth.

"Pop, I did it, " admitted the youngest boy. The old man was going to beat the little guy. "Wait, Pop! This is not what the moral of George Washington's story says. His father didn't hit him when George told the truth."

"Yeah, " shouted the honorable father, still in anger, "but George Washington's father was not sitting on the cherry tree, either."